Free Vibrators During the Government Shutdown



The mutiny in Congress has left 800,000 people wondering what to do with an abundance of free time and a lack of income. But we crafty Americans cannot be deterred in our pursuit of happiness (ahem, not a metaphor for self-pleasure). To help federal employees find a way to fill their days, Vibrators.com  is offering 200 free vibrators a day to furloughed government workers

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