Unfortunately, zits are NOT just for kids :(
And because they are not, Beauty Wonkette brings you Sonya Dakar's Zit Zapping Recipe....
When you graduated from high school, you were probably looking forward to a life free of catty gossip, unrequited crushes, and ACNE.
Talk about a letdown. Turns out grown-up life is plagued with all the same problems. And the worst of it all? Breakouts. Clearly the most horrific reminder of adolescence this side of the yearbook photo. Still, adult acne calls for adult measures. Well, Beauty Wonkette is here to tell you to trade in those Stridex pads for this simple at-home zit-zapping recipe from L.A.’s skin guru Sonya Dakar.
Goods: one package of dry yeast, water (opt for the Evian), and fresh lemon juice.
Method: Pour yeast into a bowl and add water one drop at a time (approximately two tablespoons of water). Mix well after each drop until the mixture turns to a medium paste. Add a drop or two of lemon juice once the yeast has been mixed with the water, and keep stirring until the juice is blended in. Dab the stuff on your dots (but be sure to give it time to dry before hiding under the covers).
Worth a try. It’s cost-effective and a good alternative to throwing a tantrum and calling in sick.
Because you really are too grown-up to be making a mountain out of a molehill.
For more information about Sonya Dakar’s products, go to sonyadakar.com.