Beauty Wonkette wants to keep your pout soft and purdy....

With subzero temperatures and a bad economy, Beauty Wonkette really wanted/needed an inexpensive pick-me-up that was also useful. Lucky for her, she discovered Ballmania's new Garden Party lip-balm collection, which happens to be effective and extremely adorable at the same time. Made with shea butter, aloe vera, vitamins A, C, D3, and E, with SPF 20 thrown in for good measure, the balms keep even the most chapped lips nourished and protected. The paisley, floral, and leopard-print sphere containers with names like Mrs. Baumgartner, Petticoat Luncheon, and Wild Thing are charming without being too juvenile. And they only cost $6 - $8 at etailers like Amazon.com.